I was recently watching The Little Mermaid, and had a sudden realization. I quickly texted a few friends to poll them on the idea, and they immediately agreed, 100%:
Ariel is a Slytherin.
That’s right, 90’s kids, eat it up. Your favorite red-head isn’t the happy-go-lucky Hufflepuff you may have thought her to be.
Let us direct you to her personality: rebellious(going to the surface), uncaring if her actions hurt those she cares for(missing the concert-she cares more that “my father is gonna kill me!” than that she ruined the hilight of Sebastian’s career and embarrassed King Triton).
Ariel is fully willing to dabble in the dark arts in order to seduce a man she knows almost nothing about, with a witch who has some dark history with her father bad enough to get her banished and exiled from court forever. Oh, and who has a forest of withered merpeople as a welcome mat.
And after all that… Ariel gets her way. Through deceit, dark magic, and not caring about her family one bit. She is sly and determined, and nothing can stop her.
This realization got me thinking… what could the houses of the other Disney Princesses possibly be? Plus, I’ve been inspired by another blogger who liked to sort Jane Austin characters into Hogwarts houses, so I figured, why not? So without further ado, here are a few more of the Princess’ sorted into the Hogwarts houses.
You may think your favorite bookworm would make the cut for Ravenclaw, but (surprise surprise!) the Sorting Hat says Gryffindor! Sure, she’s got her nose stuck in a book at nearly every moment she can manage, but there is so much more to this princess than what’s on the surface.
Upon realizing her father has been captured by a hideous beast and will be kept until his death, Belle immediately sacrifices her own freedom for her father’s, despite his adamant protests. She is brave enough to try to correct the beast when he first offers her a bedroom, saying that she thought she was supposed to stay in the dungeon tower, hard-headed enough to say “no” to his commands, and noble enough to return to her promise of imprisonment as repayment for Beast saving her from the wolves… not to mention kindly patching him up and making sure his paw didn’t get infected.
(And for you naysayers who think our bookish heroine should still be Ravenclaw, I give you exhibit A: Hermione Granger.)
She’s loyal to a fault, remaining with her father’s new family even after his death. Granted, during Cinderella’s time, I imagine a woman in her place wouldn’t have too much of a choice in the matter, but this girl does it with a grace and kindness most of us couldn’t muster in the face of Lady Tremaine and the two step-sisters. She’s a hard worker, dedicated to her family home, and patient as a Saint. Helga Hufflepuff would be proud.
Yes, our girl is brave enough for Gryffindor, but Ravenclaw is marked by those who are wise and seek out new knowledge and understanding. When newcomers invaded her home, Pocahontas didn’t attack or retaliate in fear or a show of strength, but sought to learn about these new people and their strange ways. (Though I’m sure the handsome singing explorer helped pique her curiosity as well.) Always striving to find her right path and do the right thing for all people, Pocahontas proudly wears blue.
This was a close call between Slytherin and Gryffindor. Princess Jasmine is determined to get what she wants, is firm in her decision making, and doesn’t take crap from anyone. So what tipped the scales? The fact that she doesn’t toss others aside to get what she wants. Yes, she may have run away from home, but she didn’t go to her father’s worst enemy to do it (Ariel…), she just wanted some experience outside of her palace upbringing, and a chance at escaping a forced marriage. Can you blame a girl? She may be determined, but she’s not willing to do quite anything to get what she wants. So… Gryffindor.
That’s all I’ve got so far! If you have any Princesses you’d like sorted (or an opinion different from mine about the above princesses) drop me a line in the comments! I love geeky personality conversations.